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Fairly a good game, totally replayable, I've never said anything regarding its replayability in the past, nope, never. I am a new man and I follow the doctrines of what's right. This game is totally replayable, go replay it, absolutely, no problem.

This game is pretty good, it's the type of game alien fans deserve, because all the other alien games that have been done were kinda average and some were pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥, but this game is great on what it is supposed to do, scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of you. Most of normal people don't feel fear of the Xenomorph, but this game makes you fear it, because it's almost always there and the most easy task can turn into hell if the alien comes down the vents. In this game you use all sorts of retro-futuristic devices and hide from the alien or the mad robots that roam the station, the story is good and the game replicates the alien saga's atmosphere in an excellent way.

To me the game is an 8/10, because I think that the DLCs shouldn't be so expensive and because to me, survival mode shouldn't be about doing missions in the shortest time possible, no, it should be about surviving in the station and all its dangers without missions and with some sort of hunger system in the space station, searching for scattered tools, weapons, and food all around the station by myself and surviving for as long as I can.

Si alguna vez debutase como atleta profesional posiblemente llevaría una bandera con el logotipo de este juego antes que la del país en el que vivo.

The TF2 community is terrible, worst of the worst.

Para pasar el rato después de ver IT (la vieja) está bien.

This is my rake. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rake is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rake is useless. Without my rake, I am useless. I must attack with my rake. I must attack straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must attack him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rake and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

dis game sux lmao

This game will make you racist towards russians, I am warning you.

They have never crunched their developers and never will, just look at AI of the animals, quite the opposite of crunch. Also the story is incredibly bad.

This game provides the wonderful experience of building astonishing structures with logs and logs only, and also allows you to slaughter topless women and 2 meter tall men without genitalia, while you also collect funny lovely things or weapons to make the killing even more fun. Without a doubt a masterpiece, I recommend playing it while listening to Johny Cash. I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run.