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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:37am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:08am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:21am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:54pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 5:39pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 5:42pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 5:43pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:48am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:41am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 10:50am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:47am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:30pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:43pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:39pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:59pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:15pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:36pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:53am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:57am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 9:37am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 9:06am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:52am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:47am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:45am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:05am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:23am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:51am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:54am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:52am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:11am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:18am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:07pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 11:23am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:15am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:51pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:48am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:41am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 9:27am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 9:40am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 8:21am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2020 @ 7:47am