skilled sniper, quick reactions, let's dominate the battlefield

very silly with an even smaller willy

brother from another mother, ngl

weirdest dude ive ever played aginst

You talking straight down the middle? Like dead center, zero degrees?

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A woman goes into a US sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband", she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asks the clerk.
Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
ㅤ* The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
ㅤ* How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!