(VALVE, I DON'T GET IT. YOU HIRED AN ECONOMIST, BUT I STILL DON'T UNLOCK WALLET BUX DURING SUMMER CAMP. IN FACT, YOU AREN'T PROMISING ME ANYTHING FOR WASTING SETH'S TIME THIS SEASON. C'MON!!)

Aaaaah! How do I keep missing you? Oh yeah, it's because we only communicate over Steam Chat, and Steam Chat kind of sucks.

(HEY VALVE, THANKS AGAIN FOR POTENTIALLY GIVING ME FREE ♥♥♥♥ IN EXCHANGE FOR WASTING SETH'S TIME. I GUESS YOU LIKED MY VIRAL MARKETING GAME IDEA ENOUGH TO INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR PORTAL 2 CAMPAIGN. WHERE ARE MY COMPLEMENTARY VALVE WALLET BUX?)

No one uses these anymore! (VALVE: GIVE US MORE FREE STUFF FOR POSTING COMMENTS, YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE TIP. I GUESS, TF2 HATS OR... MICROECONOMY "VALVE BUX"? I DUNNO. OOH! OR MAKE IT A GAME IN ITSELF, ONE OF THOSE VIRAL MARKETING ALTERNATE REALTY GAMES. YOU HAVE TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO... DECODE FILES... ON THEIR COMMUNITY PROFILES? OH, WELL. I'M NOT SORRY FOR PROBABLY NOT WASTING ANYONE'S TIME, EXCEPT SETH'S.) Sorry, Seth.

hello, my friend, I am posting this comment because VALVe told me to. But I think its cool that you bought Metro 2033. We can totally play it together (by ourselves). Cheers!