how are you guys doing tonight? everybody having a good time so far? yeah, i’m in kind of a weird mood myself. i was on my way down here, i stopped at a convenience store. i’m waiting in line to pay and the guy in front of me puts down a dozen donuts, two big bags of doritos, one of those cheapo one-gallon bottles of the generic brand fruit punch and a nasty, old rotting banana. he turns to the clerk and says to him “my girlfriend just had an operation and she can only eat certain things.” i look at him and i go “yeah right, what, did she have a bong hit transplant?” that guy's in here right now, isn't he? oh, ♥♥♥♥. euhhhhh