Recent reviews by Cowfee

i've spent nearly $1000 within half a year

Because I'm so certain this is one huge parody of the Yuri genre or just a troll submission, I'm reluctant to actually go in depth with constructive criticism, so I'll just list off a few points.

PROS:

• Nice background and sprite artwork
  
• Unique story concept with elements of live television broadcasting
  
• Ironically funny with some jabs at lesbians... I guess? I smirked twice

CONS:

• This visual novel is barely an hour long; legitimately felt swindled but I guess I just have myself to blame since I'm willing to try any yuri-friendly game out there and was once again disappointed
  
• I said there was a unique story CONCEPT, but the story itself is nonexistant and really just a poorly written fanfiction for lesbians to lez out
  
• Concept was interesting but did nothing for the game; lack of proper story and basic knowledge of broadcasting made me just skip through all the segments
  
• Poor user interface with no controls; I was pulling my hair out with how slow the transitions were; closed the game on accident when I hit ESC
  
• Biased but did not find the artwork for the other scenes attractive and the styles were too jarring from the sprite artist to seem like I was reading a cohesive piece
  
• None of the characers were likable; just one-dimensioned horny lesbians hunting down the equally soul-less protag who realizes she's a lesbian after masturbating to a letter confessing that she had been lied to from the beginning and the other characters' sole reason was to bang her

Stopping here because I hope whoever is reading this has already moved on with their life in peace. Additionally, you can rate this up if you think I should try the DLC for this as well and update accordingly.

Like many others, I was wary purchasing this game because I didn't know if I would enjoy it. The premise, summary, and scheenshots gave off the impression of a sickeningly sweet, unrealistically pure and love-filled story with the "hush-hush" forbidden love vibe that typically comes with such Yuri games.

I was greatly mistaken and pleasantly surprised with many aspects of the game. There are only a handful of choices, and only the ones after a few chapters play a part in locking down a route. But the story is interesting with the character dynamics playing well off of each other, each route offering new sides of the characters and an avalanche of plot twists mostly pertaining to the past that keeps you questioning. It really is a treat when you finish one route and, while exploring the other routes, are finally able to piece together or recognize foreshadowing, plot/character quirks, etc.

Did I mention that the game can get insanely morbid, with disturbing elements that slap you in the face and leave you reeling even when you return to the title screen? Oh, it's also pretty hilarious. For the most laughs, I recommend having a drink and playing through Sensei's route first or last. Playing hers first will get you comfortable in exploring the story and characters from a backseat POV, but won't really delve into the main meat of the game that it is lauded for. On the other hand, playing hers last will be a nice change of pace and a well-needed breather after having gone through the soul-wrenching, unearthly* routes of the others (and I'm mostly referring to the BAD ends).

Definitely put this game on your watch/wishlist if you are even the slightest interested and wait for it to go on sale before purchasing.

Cute, short VN backstory of RIsa and Miya from the Yuri sensational series, SonoHana. Not really a game, mind you, but even outsiders who are first learning about this series may enjoy this lighthearted, sweet couple's beginnings.

Only complaint from my side as a gamer is that the VN is much too short to recieve all of the trading card drops in one playthrough. I had to eventually go back and leave the story on Auto to recieve the last two drops in order to feed my addiction.

Disappointing, boring, and a waste of your hard earned money. Each and every one of the characters are jarringly bland or regurgitated stereotypes with one dimensional personalities.

Wanaca's character artwork is not the best here (seems lazily done, understandably, for a hastily finished, short game), and the R18 scenes are hilariously awkward with no transition or build-up, whatsoever. SO, nope: Not even the R18 patch could save it.

Also, the MC is male (for those of you scoping out to see if this is a Yuri game, it isn't).

You're welcome.