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10 of 16 (63%) achievements earned:
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Orange Optimization Award

orange path fully optimized
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:48am

King of Verbosity

solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:48am

Career Milestone 1

coffee time
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:05am

Career Milestone 2

employee morale insertion
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:35am

Career Milestone 3

sabbatical beach
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:14am

Career Milestone 4

midnight petroleum
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:17am

Career Milestone 5

where's carol?
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:32am

Glorious Failure: Overflow

attempt to generate a number that is too big to store in green boxes
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:11am

Glorious Failure: Out of Bounds

attempt to read or write with a tile on the floor that does not exist
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:04am

Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust

solve a puzzle for a specific set of inputs, while still failing with other possible inputs
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:50am



Green Optimization Award

green path fully optimized

Blue Optimization Award

blue path fully optimized

Social Engineer

ask all bosses to tell you more

Queen of Inefficiency

solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of steps required by the speed challenge

Career Milestone 6

end program

Excellent Instruction Follower

all levels complete. congratulations.