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"It's alright I guess" - Man who binges this game quarterly for at least 200 hours.

Welcome to the Boki Boki CopyKitty Club!

Death Road to Canada is a unique experience in which I can sacrifice a teammate into a geometrically impossible vortex turning them into a dog, then allowing that dog through the bitter experience of sacrifice to experience thousands of years of evolution to become a super dog capable of wielding a chainsaw and a minigun.

No matter how impossible it is, my team of dumbasses who want to hook up their game consoles to the increasingly vital car battery to play Dr. Drobnus Deluxe will see their way through to Canada. No matter how many people are lost to looting that very last toilet in the rest stop, no matter how many people die striking propane tanks in an attempt to rescue a dog from a gas station, we will make it to Canada.

I might be a dink. I might be told on a regular basis to cool it. But all I really know, is that all of my dogs tell me I can make it. My Hot Dog Car is pressing on. Bandits cannot stand in my way. The Garf has no bearing on my ability to succeed. In one word, all of my aspirations are made manifest.

Canada.

DOSH

GRAB IT WHILE IT'S HOT

I never asked for this.