Once upon a time, a man named Cort470 was sitting in his bed at night. It was 3:13 AM, and he was thinking how great being gay is. Now, Cort isn't gay, but he has many gay friends. Cort here highly respects gay people and their ideals. However, he never thought that one day, he would also be gay. Deep in the dark depths of steam, a cult has been formed of his gay friends. Cort's friends tricked him into joining this group, thus transforming him into a gay ♥♥♥♥. Now, Cort didn't know he was gay after leaving the cult group, but now he realized that he has indeed turned gay. At this sudden revelation, Cort tried his best to shake himself of the gay grasp, but to no prevail.

It is now 4 years later, and Cort is still a gay ♥♥♥♥. He will never figure out the key to being not gay, and will forever like men. Destined to be tormented by the non-gays that cause agony on the world today. Cort tried his best to prevent the horrors of being gay, but not able to suppress them long enough. Now his family, friends, and former accomplices have all left him. Forcing him to forever be alone in a world where gays are disliked for their beliefs. Forsaken, to never see the light of day as a gay, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.