Blep!




WreckinRod: tamaki is not invited
Captain Corgi: good
WreckinRod: but we will take a pic of tamaki's avatar
WreckinRod: and place it on our seat next to us on the rollercoaster
Some manner of Dions?: tamaki would just sit in the corner and sigh constantly
Captain Corgi: I/v/J will die in a tragic rollercoaster accident
WreckinRod: lmao
Nikolainn Duke: Rollercoaster filled with creepy internet sex group flies off into space: more at 11.


Nikolain: I just want to devour corgi's innards but then he posts a cute animal and I just nod my head contently and am sealed for another 24 hours.


Nikolainn: Corgi? More like Goat Ass Toucher haha remember that time Goat ass toucher touched a goat's ass


Villager: >take a look into corgi's mind
Villager: >all you see is many different kinds, colors, and sizes of :V

FOLLOW THE ♥♥♥♥-MAN: BROTHERS AND SISTERS
FOLLOW THE ♥♥♥♥-MAN: TODAY
FOLLOW THE ♥♥♥♥-MAN: OUR BROTHER CORGI HAS SEEN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥
FOLLOW THE ♥♥♥♥-MAN: HE HIS HERE TO TELL US HIS STORY
FOLLOW THE ♥♥♥♥-MAN: OF HIS PATH
FOLLOW THE ♥♥♥♥-MAN: TO ENLIGHTENMENT
FOLLOW THE ♥♥♥♥-MAN: CAN I GET A WITNESS
FOLLOW THE ♥♥♥♥-MAN: I SAID
FOLLOW THE ♥♥♥♥-MAN: I SAID UHHHHHHH
FOLLOW THE ♥♥♥♥-MAN: CAN I GET A WITNESS
FOLLOW THE ♥♥♥♥-MAN: *THROWS BIBLE*
FOLLOW THE ♥♥♥♥-MAN: and that was my first experience at a black church


7:38 AM - Tamaki: I want to become a serial killer who puts a mask depicting :V on there bodies in homage to Corgi
7:38 AM - Tamaki: Everytime I commit a successful murder, I bark loudly and scamper off into the night
7:39 AM - Tamaki: Not before I piss on their tree in the back yard to claim it as my own however
7:39 AM - Oni-Neoxes: imagine that making the news
7:40 AM - Tamaki: "I just wanted to be famous on corgi's profile of text": Serial Killer confesses

Captain Corgi: WILLIE
Captain Corgi: did i tell you
Captain Corgi: about my day
The Claw™: nope
The Claw™: did you touch a girl
Captain Corgi: i went to a halloween party to volunteer
Captain Corgi: and i talked to THREE
The Claw™: did you touch
Captain Corgi: cute chicks
The Claw™: a girl
The Claw™: did you touch any of them
Captain Corgi: i did
Captain Corgi: her shoulder
Captain Corgi: i poked it
The Claw™: I
The Claw™: I just
The Claw™: hoyl ♥♥♥♥
The Claw™: hold on
The Claw™ left chat.
The Claw™ entered chat.
The Claw™: I knew I wouldn't be ready for this day
The Claw™: I'm just so proud
The Claw™: I'm crying in real life right now
The Claw™: corgi
The Claw™: you're growing up son
Captain Corgi: thanks dad :)
The Claw™: :)

Mr. Pleasure Man: *pilots a helicopter to Corgi's house while blasting "All Along The Watchtower" on the heli's speakers*
Mr. Pleasure Man: *sneezes*
Mr. Pleasure Man: *accidentally crashes into a cliff*

1:52 AM - Corgi: funfact: a girl said i had long arms once
1:52 AM - Mr. Pleasure Man: Long arms
1:52 AM - Mr. Pleasure Man: The longer the better so i can stroke your chin hairs when i stick a fork in your ass

touch my pancreas: corgi is gay
touch my pancreas: but i love him
touch my pancreas: even though he is an abomination
touch my pancreas: and god hates him





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