Recent reviews by Corax

This game is terrible.

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number is the perfect example of why some games don't need a sequel. The game offers nothing the original Hotline Miami didn't have already. Uninspired game design, tedious levels that are much longer than needed and unfair difficulty make this game feel like a try-hard effort to top off one of this generation's best indie games. All in all, Hotline Miami 2 would have been a way better fit as a DLC to the original game rather than a standalone game.

If you enjoyed the first game, you might wanna play this just for the story's sake, as it explains a lot of background information and answers questions that were raised in Hotline Miami. If you want an enjoyable experience, though, you wanna stay away from this blatant cash-grab that tries to make bank of a popular name.

Plays like a Quentin Tarantino movie on acid with a 80's soundtrack.

Just an incredible waste of money. The game does not work, no matter what I do. I tried various fixes, none of them worked, the game just runs at a smooth 15 FPS. My PC can display GTA V at 50 FPS, yet it seems too bad to make L.A. Noire an enjoyable experience. Which is quite understandable, since this game is known to be more greedy on the hardware than Crysis 3, Shadow of Mordor and Metro: Last Light together. Or it could be that Rockstar just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up again and made another poor port from the console peasants.

With that being said, the game actually is great. I already played it on PS3 (say what!) and enjoyed the hell out of it. However, the only way to play it on PC is to have a GeForce Titan X coupled with an Intel i7 5960x processor, cooled by two giant ice blocks fit into a case the size of a boat motor. Or you just play it on consoles, because there it actually runs on 30 FPS. If you want to throw your money out the window, buy it, but if you are looking for a great (and playable) game, I suggest you save your 10€ and spend it on a game actually worth the money. Or, you get it for consoles. But who plays on them anyway?

9/11 would Jihad again

This game was released in 1997 but I still doubt it was crafted by humans. It was either a gift from the gods or was sent to us from an advanced extra-terrestial civilization.

Yoshinori Kitase, when you read this, I want you to know that I love you from the deepest of my heart for making this game. And if you don't mind, I propose we have human intercourse as soon as possible.

Words can not describe this game. If you missed it and you're not a graphic-spoiled Call of Duty brat, I highly recommend, no no, I force you to play this game. And now excuse me while I'm on my way to defeat Ruby and Emerald Weapon, my arch-enemies from my childhood...

You can kick people. 11/10