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47 of 50 (94%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 2:21pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 10:53pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2017 @ 7:20pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 10:33pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2017 @ 6:11pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 3:00pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 3:03pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 4:28pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 3:53pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2017 @ 11:19pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 10:24pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2017 @ 9:46pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2019 @ 4:34pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 2:13pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 2:56pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2017 @ 2:19pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2019 @ 12:48pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2017 @ 9:46pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2017 @ 1:45pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 10:46pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 9:24am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2017 @ 9:46pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 10:58pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2017 @ 1:38pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 2:08pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2017 @ 3:52pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2021 @ 10:40am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 2:08pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2017 @ 7:11pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 3:42pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2017 @ 10:13pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2017 @ 1:24pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2017 @ 10:27pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2017 @ 1:26pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2017 @ 2:28pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 2:21pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2017 @ 3:26pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2017 @ 3:03pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2017 @ 9:56pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2017 @ 1:54pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2017 @ 2:27pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2017 @ 3:13pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 2:39pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 1:36pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2018 @ 1:30pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 10:54pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2019 @ 3:23pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.