my name is jeff (compilation 2015 funniest)

My dad smoked his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of lung cancer. My mom told me "Dont smoke; dont put your family through this" At 20, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching zep play Counter-Strike gave me cancer anyway.

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THIS PILLAR OF FRIENDSHIP MEANS YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND <3

Give This Rose
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To Everyone You Want To ♥♥♥♥ In The Ass

A wild Booty has appeared!
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Watcha gonna do bout' it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A) *Slap dat Booty*
B) No-scope it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
C) Feed it Doritos ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼
D) Run (Ya ♥♥♥♥♥)

+rep good fast and fair trader (good player)