absolute soy phlegm of a "man" or whatever you're supposed to be

Are you aware that you are just about as annoying and clingy as the dingle-berry hanging on my ass hairs? Your incoherent babble makes me want to stick my ♥♥♥♥ in your mouth to make you shut-up. You think your lame and belittling jokes will help you gain admittance from your online peers? You are unoriginal and a little 16 year old punk probably who is pasty white with no friends.