Recent reviews by cooljoe123

So I know I got this for free during that promo but uh that review (essay) ((mildly insane ramblings)) from that one dude with 4000 hours is literally over 1000 words long, half of which wasn't even related to this game but were comments about the new ark I guess. Get this man some help. Anyways this game ♥♥♥♥♥ really hard even without any DLC. There's obviously a lot to explore.

I've played 34 hours and haven't even finished the main game on easy; there is just so much content. And it's all *so* fun. The characters are so well developed, if in a slightly "tell and not show" way. There's something almost magical about the cartooniness of it all, it just feels hyper-real. It feels like I'm just playing a movie and that completely caught me off guard. I've never played a story-driven game I enjoy the plot in so much and watch every cutscene for, maybe besides Bully, but unlike any of those games it truly brings you into the experience. I grew up, as many did, with Pokemon and Final Fantasy and Paper Mario (point being I have never played a mainline Dragon Quest game), and those sorts of "light" RPGs get mixed in somehow so perfectly with the stupid MMO or even Roguelike style collectathon and grinding. It just works.

TL;DR, it's a modern evolution of Earthbound.

Also, this game runs beautifully at 1080p on a GTX 1070 and a ryzen 5 5600x, and even v-sync 60fps 720p on my MX450+Ryzen 5 5500 laptop. Even though it's clearly not as optimized as GTA V, it handles large scenes quite well.

This game is fuɔking awesome. Crazy fun, crazy replayability, and perfect skill curve. and it's free.

Thank you gaben for blessing us this game with no origin launcher

2 hours in (2 hours straight at abt 4am on a weeknight (day?)), and I have to say it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing. Like, absolutely amazing game. Story is bland action game story (on mission, oh no something goes wrong!!, someone dies, someone dies, ......Koreans). I just wanna shoot things. And ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does this game let you shoot things. Playing on Delta seems pretty perfect, although I feel like I'm not getting the original experience, what with all the obligatory "cloak + headshot" combos I have to do to get past the 15 baddies in front of me. Easily one of my favorite single-player FPS experiences. Compatibility? What the ♥♥♥♥ ever. Good game, buy it. (or buy ea play for $30 a year but I really don't know how long that'll last)

+rep for how genuinely funny it is that gamespy posted daily updates until its demise.

BEst game ever. Althought it requires an nvidia titan x, an intel core i7 6950x, windows 7 and up, 32gb of ddr4 ram, and a 5tb ssd, it's still an amazing game. The graphics look more realistic than life, the fps can get up to ~250 with a good 64 gig ram sytem, amazingly responsive controls, and more content than the whole valve pack. PLEASE do yourself a favor and buy this game.