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In this game, you can drink 1 soda per level. There are 258 levels. The average soda costs $1.19. If you were to drink 258 sodas in real life, it would cost you $307.02.
So by paying $5 for this game, you save $302.02 on actual soda. The numbers don't lie, this game is an amazing use of your money.

As a baby, you can:
-Drink Bleach, Windex, Soap
-Eat Batteries, Trash, Foam Balls
-Smash table with hammer and eat broken glass
-Douse self in gasoline, then touch a candle
-Drown in Washing machine, Bathtub, Toilet
-Electrocute self by putting knife or fork into socket
-Crash car into wall
-Probably more

As a daddy, you can:
-Fail to protect baby
-Fail to protect baby
-Fail to protect baby
-Fail to protect baby
-Fail to protect baby
-Fail to protect baby
-Fail to protect baby
-Fail to protect baby
-Fail to protect baby
-Fail to protect baby
-Successfully protect baby
-Fail to protect baby
-Fail to protect baby
-Fail to protect baby