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Hello Miss. I would love to buy a container of your ♥♥♥♥ and pay you for it. I am willing to offer $500. You will need an airtight air release container, it is a specific kind of container to preserve the fecal matter. You've probably never done anything like this but it can be pretty simple. I could also throw in an extra $50 if you could follow food requirements. I'd prefer for you to eat a hamburger and at least one baked potato during this time. Send me a message if this is something you are interested in.

I didn't always love fingering my bum, it all began when I was 8. My parents were in the kitchen arguing about unpaid bills whilst I was in the livingroom, starting up the WII. The tension and anger in the house forced me to find releases of stress. One day, when I was all alone in the bathroom, I squatted down in front of the mirror, and released a half pound doucer onto the tiled floor; seeing my anus opening to release such a brown beast was a sight to see, I thought to myself, if the magical anus can release so much, it might be able to take just as much in. I grabbed some hand soap, applied it on my pointer finger, and slowly slid it into my rectal cavity. The feeling was indescribable, it felt aa though I had done something my body wished I had done for years. As time passed, I began getting more frisky with my rectum, I started hiding things inside it.

Boxing, Weaving, Sneaking, Shooting. The four ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lived in harmony until the Sneaking Nation Attacked. Only the Avatar, master of four hood elements could stop them. But when his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ needed him the most, he vanished. 5 months passed and me and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ found the same Avatar in the suburbs. And although his hood skills were great, he wasn't as hood as before. But I believe, Mark can save the hood.

+rep Greatest guy ever.