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A dwarf swallowed Iraq whole this morning after eating his Wheaties. At eleven am, the dwarf - Michael Stipe - unhinged his jaw and enveloped the entire country of Iraq into his mouth, then swallowed it without chewing. Experts claim this as further evidence that Wheaties really do help humans perform supernatural feats. Dr. Magic Johnson remarked, "It isn't that hard to believe that this dwarf could do that after eating his Wheaties. All we can do now is hope they fill in the hole left behind or else our universe may be destroyed by the subsequent rip in the space-time continuum." Michael Stipe could not be reached for comment.
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