If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down. If
the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If the
bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will
exceed all expectations.
-- Reverend Chichester
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Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods. They worship us and are
always bothering us to do something for them.
-- Oscar Wilde
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It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when it is
thrust into the affairs of another, from which some physiologists have
drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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QOTD:
The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil is that the
gerbil has more dark meat.
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Bart: Can I be a boozehound?

Homer: Not till you're 15.

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
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why are you tradebanned

Hello will I be able to count on your vote for Donald Trump so we can make America great again?

-rep