Recent reviews by Combine Elite

thankfully, i didn't spend any money on this game.

if i did, id be willingly broke

very historically accurate (and i mean VERY) and also quite fun. I originally had thought most noble characters (besides the obviously real ones like charles v, sigismund, and wenceslaus, everybody knows they are real) were made up, but when searching them up, i had found that they were all very real. the armor is also period accurate aswell. the game also allows for a lot of exploration and if you like riding a horse through the forest while watching rabbits prance around on your way to kill some bandits this game is very much for you. ive heard bad things about the combat, and i will admit its janky, but i dont have much problems with it. the only problem i have so far is that every character says "♥♥♥♥," "bastard," and "♥♥♥♥" like 50 times per minute, like "you need to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥-slinging bastards that killed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ family and slaughtered my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horses in this ♥♥♥♥-hole of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town, they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deserve ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell and to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ step into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pile of ♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!!!" and sometimes riding the horse while escaping that one castle i forgot the name will bug out if you are caught by a guard and for some reason you might randomly die.

waste of my money

my imp is cacaodemoning right now. my cyberdemon's aboutta spectre all over the place, i can feel doomguy rushing up to my pinkie. the sheer force it is coming out is equal to a zombieman.

hag lif

one of the worst ways to play hl1

Upsides:
I can starve my prisoners to death, slaughter innocent beggars, force people to eat their dead relatives, and enslave ancient people who i awoke from stasis.

Downsides:
i can rarely start the game because of my 500 mods exploding my computer. right before i wrote this, my pc bluescreened because of it.

murder without being arrested. 1038474267847647387586/10, would recommend.

no new content in 2 years and basically just hl1 with the cut Valve intro re-added. there IS HD textures but only ~20 textures got overhauled and look out of place. there is fixed weapon animation, but its not very noticable.