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Thank you Sega

Pretty good job so far

The greatest part of this title is being able to become Julius Caesar without the threat of Marcus Brutus and the conspirators. There is nothing more excellent than the feeling of celebrating the Lupercalia without fear of omens from a Soothsayer on your impending demise. The sparing of Mark Antony's lachrymation also contributes to this triumph, and Sid Meier is indeed an honourable man. Always keep in mind that the evil you do will for sure live after you, yet the good will be interred with your bones.

What truly makes Euro Truck Simulator a stellar title, not simply for its accurate depiction of what driving straight down a highway through all hours of the night, and not the easy to feel stress of being a truck driver, AND not even the simulation of regretting not going to college (the first of its kind). What makes this game stellar is the difference you make in the lives of the citizens of Europe. When I first delivered yoghurt to Bordeaux, I smiled brightly, because I knew how important the fermented milk was to all the children in southwest France. This feeling alone makes Euro Truck Simulator an absolute must have game.

When I go to bed at night, I have elaborate dreams about shooting zombified Teletubbies with various firearms and beating up Shrek with an aluminum baseball bat. The fact that Left 4 Dead 2's mod community allows me to simulate these dreams in the wonderful daylight only attests to how necessary it is to own a copy of this game. Now, my friends and I can enjoy shooting propane tanks and setting ourselves on fire into the early morning hours, which truly shows the value of this superb game. With the beautiful people contributing mods, and the stellar online experience, it's completely clear that there is no other zombie game that can even touch the beauty of Left 4 Dead 2.

Quite literally the greatest video game experience I've ever had the pleasure of partaking in. Bad Rats is easily one of the most legendary achievements in entertainment history and will be passed down from generation to generation as a touchstone for any puzzle game developer who wishes to implement only the highest quality physics within their game. Bad Rats has been in development since the formation of Mesopotamia, and it took centuries to create the outline for the tutorial level, which was then branched off into a full game outline during the late Renaissance by members of the Scientific Revolution. Invent4 Entertainment discovered these outlines, the true crowning achievement of modern science, and created the physics engine used in this sublime game. Easily the most profound and skillfully executed puzzle game of all time, Bad Rats was ultimately released midway through 2009. To this day the game remains extremely popular, and you can see why once you feel the absolutely lifelike conquests of rodents over felines. This game easily scores a 10/10, if you don't own this yet you might as well just stop playing video games altogether.

As a fan of practicing sadomasochism in my free time, I can assure you Team Meat certainly makes the activity a lot easier. I do not think I have ever felt a vein within my head pop as hard as one has while playing through this title. Sometimes at night I shed tears thinking about the fact that I will, for certain, never completely finish this game.