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When my lovely son Tristan was 6 years old, his father, Tyrone, went to buy cigarettes and never came back. As you can imagine, this traumatized my poor boy to the point that he always had difficulties in socializing with the other classmates.
To compensate him from his absent father, I always tried to give him everything he wanted and that my state benefits could pay.
He started watching those asian cartoons and, for his 11th birthday, he asked me for a long pillow with a character of his liking printed on it. When it arrived home and I saw the picture on it, I felt it was a little bit innapropriate as she was wearing a bikini and had a proeminent bust and bottom.
Anyways, I thought it was normal, boys being boys, and gave me a sense of hope that he could soon find a girlfriend among his middle school colleagues, which never happened...
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⣿⣷⢉⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣭⣝⠻⢡⣯⢻⡇⢸⠿⠿⠿⠿⣧⢹
⣿⢇⣾⢟⠛⣿⣿⣿⡿⡛⠻⣿⢸⣿⡆⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣷⣶⡆
⣿⢸⣿⣦⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣶⣿⣷⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
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⣿⣧⡙⠿⠿⡿⡐⣿⣿⡿⠁⣠⠶⡌⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⢸⠋⠙⡇
⣿⣧⠘⠦⠖⣰⣶⣶⣦⠄⢣⣥⠇⣶⣶⣦⣀⣈⠘⠷⠾⣣
X. Coleconut
X. ________
X. ________
The penguin(s) stated above are VALID EPF Badgeholders (B2), Agents in reform (AIC), or Active Duty Penguins (ADP) as of the date stamped below. Waddle em down, soldier.
Date valid/thru: 12/1/2025 -- 12/1/2027
Date of inception: 11/29/2025
Badge Identifier: 83320112
Reporting Agency: 17A
Reporting Officer: smze
⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠴⢻⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⡿⢿⠿⣿⢿⣿⣿
⣄⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⡆⠰⣿⣿⣧⡴⠂⣨⣿⣷⣾⣶⣿⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀⠈⠛⢿⠟⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣦⣤⣀⠀⠈⠙⠻⠿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣦⣤⡀⣾⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣛⣣⣶⣶⣶⣶⡘⢿⠆⣶⣆⣲⣢⣿⣿⣿
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This is my main and I had a car worth of money in my inventory not too long ago.
Get clapped.
With love, Cole
this is not true and I am a dedicated individual.
With regards, coleconut
-quit first round
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