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Recent reviews by The Coochie Monster

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1.0 hrs on record
In a world teetering on the precipice of existential despair, "Shower with Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower with Your Dad?" emerges like a radiant beacon of hope and hilarity, transforming my mundane reality into a euphoric journey of self-discovery and familial bonding! This groundbreaking, avant-garde masterpiece defies the very fabric of conventional gaming by plunging players into the sacrosanct ritual of shared showers, enveloping me in waves of nostalgia and laughter. As I navigated through this surreal realm, I unearthed profound truths about relationships and the beauty of vulnerability. The sheer audacity of its premise, paired with a whimsical art style and frenetic gameplay, unraveled layers of emotional baggage I never knew existed. I emerged renewed, with an unwavering appreciation for the simple yet profound connections we share with our fathers. This game not only revolutionized my gaming experience but also etched an indelible mark upon my soul, prompting me to cherish every moment—and every shower—embraced in lighthearted joy!
Posted 31 December, 2024.
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46.2 hrs on record (41.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I have been playing build 42 and for the most part I like it but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ these menus have me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bugging out sometimes, The build menu keeps randomly appearing when I attack zombies and wont collapse half the time I think all the menus need a overhaul because the widget buttons on them are tiny and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck


The menus still suck but I found the mod that changes it to the Tetris system
Posted 28 December, 2024. Last edited 4 January.
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1 person found this review funny
639.3 hrs on record (561.3 hrs at review time)
cant get bipod mechanics to work literally impossible to set up in 90% of the decent spots
Posted 10 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record
I bought like 27 lottery tickets and didnt will the $10,000. You are cruel and I will die poor.
Posted 21 November, 2024.
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0.8 hrs on record
Gangster
Posted 1 November, 2024.
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7.1 hrs on record
goated
Posted 12 September, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
i LOVE UNDODGEABLE AOE CHAIN ATTACKS THAT ONE SHOT YOU THEY ARE FUN AND DONT MAKE ME WANT TO PAINT MY BRAINS ON THE CEILING
Posted 20 June, 2024. Last edited 29 June, 2024.
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8.6 hrs on record
no booba not enough ass 0/10
Posted 15 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Weird account linking AND a f2p model that heavily encourages paying money, yea these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are in it for the money.
Posted 10 June, 2024. Last edited 22 July, 2024.
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4.9 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
cool game but i have 20 fps
Posted 8 June, 2024.
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