Jerkmate Ranked is real! All the hilarious user-generated content has inspired Jerky to make one more fantasy come true. Play the Jerkmate Ranked game to reach the highest ranks of fapping mastery. Will you be the next Grandmaster Baiter, or should you bear the Bronze Beater title forever? Your destiny (and hopefully something else) is now in your hands!
Jerkmate Ranked is more than an Internet trend. It’s a statement for all jerkers, fappers, wankers, gooners, edgers and meat beaters worldwide. United, we stand firm! Let’s honor Jerky, our universal symbol of sexual freedom, inclusiveness and diversity. Flaunt your Jerkmate rank like an honor badge because it is. Good luck, and may the nuts be with you.

This guy is just kind of nutty at CS2 (nutty means that he is cracked and cracked means that he is insane, insane means that hes really really really good, being really really good is that

hey wuzup thot you might be cool so i added you but i didnt add you becuase you were a girl -_- just thot you were kind of cool so im andrew and if you want to chat or something thatd be cool.