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Recent reviews by Aquitanic

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0.8 hrs on record
Genuinely kinda therapeutic. Very peaceful, happy little game. Haven't even played it for an hour and I love it.
Posted 23 June, 2023.
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165.9 hrs on record (157.2 hrs at review time)
You build nonsensical rockets and watch them explode. Or actually try to go to space and land on the mun or other planets. I like the explode.
Posted 26 June, 2020.
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4.5 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
All I knew about this game going into it was there were four cute anime girls and that one of them was aware she was in a game. I thought "This game looks cute, I'll have fun." and the warning at the start went one ear and out the other. I was having a good time...then things happened. And more things. Things that made me feel sad inside. And for some reason I was still having fun. WHAT IS THIS GAME?!
Posted 6 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
26.8 hrs on record (14.4 hrs at review time)
Never played a visual novel game, and when I received this as a gift from a friend, I didn't exactly expect to get into it. I thought "Okay, I'll play like the first chapter maybe and be done with it." Before I knew it I found myself in the chapter 3 trial going "Oh. Hey. This is actually pretty fun." Well, as fun as you might expect a game with investigations of murders and analyzing information (with Kyoko helping you of course, because Makoto is dumber than a box of bricks sometimes) in a trial that's a matter of life and death for everyone involved. Except Monokuma, your friendly robotic murder bear that will laugh at your despair and pain until you kill or die.

People die when they are killed. Find out who did the kill part and they will also do the die part later.
Posted 31 July, 2019.
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6.0 hrs on record
My new favorite thing to do is headbutt things until they explode.
Posted 2 May, 2019.
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181 people found this review helpful
436 people found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
How to play game
Step 1: Make Pluto great again (by making it the size of Betelgeuse).
Step 2: Watch the solar system collapse into an inferno of death.
Step 3: Come to the realization that if you were god we would all be dead.

10/10 would watch all creation get annihilated again.
Posted 3 June, 2016.
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2,581.7 hrs on record (1,560.3 hrs at review time)
If you get a hat called the Ghostly Gibus that is GabeN's gift to you saying you are the new best player of this game.
Posted 5 May, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
What did I just waste 5 minutes doing? Playing a copy of unturned that cost me 2 cents and still wasn't worth it just so I could write a review and tell you how hilariously stupid this is. Not worth a dollar, not even worth 2 cents with this sale. Spend your money on seriously just about anything else and it'd be better spent.
Posted 29 October, 2015.
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792.2 hrs on record (751.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I reviewed this game back in October 2014, but I've come back to it and I really had to rewrite my review. Back then, it was a fantastic game. That's not to say it isn't still decent. But it was better then than it is now.
Posted 24 October, 2014. Last edited 25 September, 2016.
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