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0.9 hrs on record
Good, can't wait for full game
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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1.7 hrs on record
Very nice
Posted 27 November, 2022.
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10.2 hrs on record
muck
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
26.0 hrs on record (21.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i had to write a review for a nominee, nice game
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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41.7 hrs on record (40.1 hrs at review time)
Very addictive
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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9 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
739.9 hrs on record (658.8 hrs at review time)
"The game will be in Early Access for about 6 months"
*5 months later*
"We need an other year to finish the game"

"There will be monthly updates and several weekly updates to keep up the progress"
*after the 4th monthly update*
"There will be no longer scheduled updates, we roll out one whenever we want and our time allows, cuz we have too much money and why the ♥♥♥ would do anything about the game since we have already made a fortune from you lol"

Best devs :)

It would be a great game, but:
- The concept is very fun, but with all the bugs it's nerve-wrecking and the player literally can get cancer.
- The MM system is fast, probably the only good thing in the game.
- Variety of server regions, but they all laggy and constantly chrashes (it was worse before tho, so thumbs up bluhole)
- The hitscan is trash.
- You can't shoot through railings.
- When you fall near a bigger house, you will lose half of your HP because it will take your parachute and drop you down and watch you suffer.
- No loot in the houses early game, the enemy finds an AWM, M249 and 400 ammo in the first one they go in. (thank you rng gods, you are the best)
- People who shoot outside of the blue circle should be burning in hell (yeah you disgusting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, talkin bout you)
- Constantly crashes upon start and ingame.
- The buildings doesn't render at all sometimes. (so you need to restart the game and pray for not to crash)

Who I would recommend to play:
- Noone, except who likes to torture themselves.

Beside the fact I wrote this, I will play this piece of trash since this is the only game I can play with my friends and you can make "real" money from it. (sell the crates to top up your steam wallet to buy better games like dayz kappa.)

Would not recommend to play in this state, but since it will never come out form Early Access and probably die in about 6 months, don't play it at any cost. But you will, so will I. ♥♥♥ you Playerunknown.

Edit: still trash just need to update for autumn sale
Posted 31 August, 2017. Last edited 22 November, 2018.
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