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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 9:58pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 9:42pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 9:40pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2024 @ 9:32pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 9:38pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 1:54am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 9:18pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:10am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 6:21pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:54pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 2:21am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 5:25pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 9:13pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 12:08am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:31am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 9:57pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 1:58am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 9:04pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 2:51am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 12:34am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 12:34am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 8:54pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 1:39am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 9:31pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 1:55am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 9:27pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 1:04am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 1:32am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 9:40pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:16am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 9:46pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 2:40am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 12:11am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 9:39pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:36pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:48am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:34am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 6:35pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:13pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:11am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 9:57pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 12:55am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 8:53pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:13pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 9:13pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2024 @ 10:02pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:41pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 9:49pm



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
4,700 / 5,000