got fired from unicef for tellin a little porto rican kid to drink tums and vinegar

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I eat a girls ass a little to ease her in then once she relaxes enough I start putting my tongue in and tongue **** it ded ♥♥♥ srs

If I can’t ♥♥♥ from ****ty sex or head , or maybe I just fapped too many times that day , I just have the chick sit on my face and I can coom buckets in like 5-10 minutes

Problem solved

The best is when it’s not fresh out the shower but not dirty and stinky either, like one days worth of sweat and pheromones to give it that natural slightly salty taste ded ♥♥♥ srs

Hnnnng

If she’s too prude to let me eat it on the first date then that’s kinda a deal breaker ngl

bro im always down to share da snacks with you
lemme get da m&ms outta my belly button
ya i keep it thrre incase my blood sugar gets low

steamin mist

i get so hot and stammery around jungy that my pee turn into mist

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

I came almost immediately, and I wanted it in my mouth badly, so I just kept sucking and swallowing for a long time, until I was just too sensitive to keep going. Afterwards I napped for a long time and then sucked myself again before bed, but it was a little bit harder to do because I was stiffer from earlier.

In late September my wife left for a trip and I was left to my own devices. It couldn't have been more than a couple of hours after dropping her off at the airport when I realized that I had completely forgotten about selfsucking for the past year or more, so I decided to see what I was capable of after losing some of my belly.

I started out with my old self suck attempt routine, locking the doors, turning up the thermostat a bit, closing the bedroom curtains, standing for about 20 or 30 minutes in a very hot shower while stretching. After drying off, I got into bed and got into the classic shoulder stand position, with my feet on the wall above the head of the bed, where I gradually walk them down until I'm at the right angle.

bullies would always steal my candy and grab me by the ankles and flip me upside down

so i just store skiddles in my fourskin and tape it so it dont fall out

i have to eat it quick or the pee will melt it

good by

henry cornelius chung

ware heny///?

to empty his bladder faster when he doesnt want to deposit urine into the pee account he spreads his ass and wails

After walking into super market bathroom, he witnessed a young father changing a baby's diaper. Jungy grabbed the freshly changed baby by the scalp, sat it in a urinal and climbed atop the diaper changing station and simply said:

"my turn"

court martialed for sharting explosively in his own privacy

Last month, Ariel Desiree McRae and Quinn McRae decided they couldn't wait any longer to get married. After two years of dating, they decided to head to the court house and skip the big wedding. But the one tradition Quinn didn't want to miss? Buying his fiancée engagement and wedding rings.

Even though Ariel says they scrape and scrape just to pay the bills and put food in their bellies, Quinn saved up just enough money to buy two matching rings for $130. Since they made Ariel happy, you'd think that would be all that matters. But in a Facebook post that has since gone viral, Ariel shares how outside influences almost ruined their special moment.

"While we were purchasing my rings however, another lady that was working there came over to help the lady selling them to us," Ariel says. "She said, 'Y'all can you believe that some men get these as engagement rings? How pathetic.'" Ariel says she saw her now-husband's face fall and responded with the classiest response ever: "It isn't the ring that matters, it is the love that goes into buying one that is."

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually, I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

to destroy his competition at ESL, he opened his opponents computer and peed in it

turned his driveway into a designated ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ area for him and him alone

weiner man

when his tummy is rumbly japan suffers from a great tragedy

to replicate the sound of burger, he slaps his thighs repeatedly

shat himself into a coma after eating burger he dropped in urinal

goodnight, sweet prince/and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

jailed for defecating in his hands and applauding shortly afterwards

he makes liking garfield cool

DONT CALL IT A GHETTO
IT A PLANTATION YA'LL CHOSE

+rep great guy

+rep good trader

ur a wepon

ur not a soldier

crunk isnt dead

this guy show me how

this guy doesnt know the difference between a cat and a lizard.........

he sent me naked pictures of himself

Worst Dora player na 0/10 would prefer a russian

strong chung

strong