Hey wait, hear me out for just a minute. You might brush me off as an insane weirdo, but once you understand what i feel, you'll be changing your mind. Sure, it sounds disgusting, very disgusting, i gotta admit. But when you feel the ♥♥♥♥ slowly sliding outta your ass crack, your legs start to wobble abit from the sensation. And no joke, its a pleasing sensation. The faeces start to come out real small, just the tip, but it prepares you for the oncoming size of the poop. As the thick girthy piece of ♥♥♥♥ forces its way out of your bum, you realise actually how big it is, and you begin to panic. You attempt to forcibly ♥♥♥♥ it out and push it out, but the viscosity of the poo doesnt allow you to end it quickly. No, you have to endure the feeling of a brown monster slinking down your hole, expanding its miniscule size with the huge girth your poo has. You weigh your options, to attempt suicide with the little available materials at hand or to withstand the assault on your ass. Sit, you shall, as you readjusted yourself to make your crackhole wider to exorcise the brown demon that lurks within your body. Minutes pass as you strain to expel the beast, you continously jumping up and down your seat while grunting and squealing, loud enough that your neighbours think that you are actually having sex, but in reality you are instead getting aroused from the byproduct of your body's digestive system. A semi starts to grow as you feel the feacal matter start to spread your asscheeks even wider, maybe even tearing your ass a new one. The evoluntionary culmination of thousands of years have come to the point where our own bodies' have the ability to create our own disposable dirt dildos from our sustenance, possibly being the very crux of our species' evolution. Finally, as the other tip of ♥♥♥♥ begins to drop, you feel it losing its grip on your ass, and as it drops, you simultaneously orgasm and release all your bodily fluids contained inside. It falls to a deep dark watery depth, but not before sending a final kiss from its grave, towards its former home. You relax. Taking in a deep breath, you slid back onto your toilet seat basking in the victory. Then, out of nowhere, another poo starts to emerge. You wipe your ♥♥♥♥, readied your crack, and stood to withold another assault. And that my friends, is the story of how ♥♥♥♥♥ have come to evolve to the point of sexual arousal.


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