hpn
Minnesota, United States
Level
14
Years of Service
850 XP
 
 
What if you get into an accident? What if you're horribly disfigured and I have to identify you, and all that remains are your private parts? And I’m standing there, and I’m saying, "Sorry officer, I can’t help you, because no, I haven’t seen his penis." And then boom, you're buried in an unmarked grave.
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CROAKED 3 Jul @ 12:58pm 
:GoldenP::nlgO::TBbubble::GoldenP::gmod::_U_::TheN:
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CROAKED 2 Jul @ 7:29am 
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CROAKED 21 Jun @ 6:11pm 
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CROAKED 12 May @ 2:27pm 
This man hasn't had a dry fart for 12 years. Please avoid at all cost.
9k 16 Apr @ 6:38am 
After a good game in csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard D111ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
9k 2 Jan @ 6:57am 
Dude drove to my house, took all my trash from my bins and just started putting all if it in his car, taking all the trash out of the bags and just dumping it screaming "I AM A DIRTY BOI".