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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 10:57pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 7:38pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 11:20pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 1:33am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2015 @ 3:53pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 10:55pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 7:53pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 9 May, 2014 @ 11:22pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 10:47pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 21 May, 2015 @ 4:56pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 3:59pm

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 1:33pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 8:40pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 8:32pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 2:54am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2014 @ 11:26am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 7:49pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 1:33am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 20 May, 2015 @ 4:59pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2014 @ 11:24am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2014 @ 5:07pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 5:29pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 9:17pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 8:41pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 9:12pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2014 @ 1:49pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 2:26pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 8:49pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 16 May, 2015 @ 8:05pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 9:34pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 12:06pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 9:51pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 9:50pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 2:12pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 4:41pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 4:25pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 2:16pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 12:06pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 9:53pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 4:14pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 4:28pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 2:24pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 5:29pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 2:01pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 4:13pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 4:07pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 9:38pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 20 May, 2015 @ 4:40pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2015 @ 4:01pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 5:22pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 4:43pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 2:13pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 10:36pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 5:57pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 9:39pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 12:41pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 12:43am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 3:33pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2014 @ 1:47pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 2:09pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 9:30pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 11:53pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 3:52pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 4:50pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 11:47pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 11:37pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 25 May, 2015 @ 7:07pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2014 @ 2:18pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 26 May, 2015 @ 7:13pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 20 May, 2015 @ 12:02am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 1:26am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2015 @ 3:14pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2015 @ 5:42pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2016 @ 11:22am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2016 @ 5:06pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2016 @ 3:31am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 10:21pm



BFF

Lick a friend

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.