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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 3:05pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 3:01pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 2:15pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 3:10pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 2:08pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2020 @ 2:15pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 2:41pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2020 @ 2:05pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2020 @ 2:12pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 3:15pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 2:18pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 3:11pm



Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,391 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
33,445 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
17,404 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
2,306 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Sissy

Enable cheats.