So I’m a male , about 5’10, 190lbs pretty solid. I’ve always worked out and have been an athlete. Anyways I’ve come to notice how big my behind is, like it’s ridiculous. It’s a behind some women would dream for and gay men would beg for. I’m a straight male with a gf and she can’t get enough of it but I just want it do go away. I feel it everytime I walk, at work I can just feel people staring with how I tie my work pants to my waistline. Should I get a behind reduction? Or just accept that I have one and it’ll get the attention it gets?

"Cheating on your partner is wrong" is a false blanket statement that's constantly being repeated by people with a holier-than-thou mentality. Yes, it's wrong in most cases, but there are times when it's okay and even necessary. The other day my boyfriend prioritized visiting his dying father in the hospital instead of spending the day with me on our anniversary. I was heartbroken and sought comfort from my ex. It was the best ♥♥♥♥ I've ever taken, knowing that someone desires me and makes time for me. Now my boyfriend is mad at me, saying that I'm an evil person. All I did was seek comfort from someone other than you since you didn't make time for me(something that's important in a relationship). Needless to say, I broke up with him because I couldn't handle the negative emotions that he was throwing my way.

How often do I think about the #RomanEmpire ? Never. I think about #MyEmpire. #GrindSet. If you’re thick? HMU. If you’re a guy? Get your money up.

Damn bro that Y Y ladderstall X X Griddy Vilager throatgoblin off the stairs into a supersoaker 3000 CUMNADO you hit on that dude for the last kill was CRAZY

The first time my son heard me have sex he was so scared, he thought someone was murdering me lol. Now he knows im just super loud, especially when I squirt. It's cool that me and my son can talk about this stuff. He told me that he can tell when I squirt even if he has headphones on because of the distinct smell my juices give off. I've been told by many guys I have a very strong, but sweet smelling squirt when I shoot fluid. It's hard for me to tell because i'm so used to it but i've been told it's what my apartment smells like as a whole, it's just more concentrated when i squirt. Not a fishy type of puss smell either. Anyways my son says he can smell it when I'm getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

he's so cute, he likes feminine clothes, he's very shy and has an amazing high pitch voice that can perfectly recreate an anime girl, he likes to say uwu and he gets all red easily and he looks so cute when embarrassed, i really love him, he's just amazing, wish i could just hug him forever.

i get 2 kills and turn around im thje only one alive????????????

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Swan Sacc's Sex Tips: How To Get Paid And Get Laid

1. List of priorities: 1. money 2. women. All else is secondary. when in doubt, refer to this order.

2. So called "predatory behavior" is a fake term made up by the liberal media. Woman want you to chase them (literally and metaphorically). If she doesn't respond to your texts, keep texting. If she runs away, run after her. You are probably faster.

3. Following rule 1, showering is secondary. Only shower when time allows, which you should have no time as you are too busy getting money and women.

4. If executed properly, you have no time for food as you are too rich to be bothered with finding things to eat. Therefore, eat everything in sight. You are on the streets promoting your so called "pyramid scheme" (liberals). You see someone with a burger, they are below you, steal the burger.

5. In my extensive research, the best place to find a good woman is strip clubs. They are always nice to me there and since you are so rich from selling decorative hand soaps you can throw money at them like it is nothing. They will love you.

Drop me in Ukraine with a gallon of Chick-fil-A sauce, 6 Riley Reid fleshlights, a 24 pack of Coors Light, and an iPod touch with 18 hours of the Home Depot theme song bass boosted and I'll add a 51st star to the flag

Wo www, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go ♥♥♥♥ off, “cat-girl”.

2:00 am- Wake up

2.05am-Cold shower

2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall

2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.

2:45am-edging,4hrs (for disipline)

6:45am-cold shower

7:00am-begin sprint to work

8:00am-arrive at work

8:05am-get called into boss' office

8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"

8:10am-sprint back home

9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal

9:10am-edging(as punishment)

3:00pm- bed time

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you queen ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxox