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Think this guy likes cleaning

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Clean af rn

The Janitor

The headcrab recipe is simple. First, you need to take 6 pieces of cabbage. Sprinkle it with ration, that can be found at your local city ration supplier. Use gravy packets from the ration and smear the gravy on the headcrab. Proceed to cut and place one onion, one garlic, and chives around the headcrab. Next, place a small amount of Poison headcrab venom in the center as it gives a sweet flavor. Let the headcrab marinate for about two days wrapped in any sort of plastic to be used as a cover. Once the headcrab is fully soaked in its juicy flavors, proceed to brew it in the barnicle vent near the canals of city 17. Let it cook for about 15 mins and your headcrab will be ready.