bought two huge drum mallets at the music store then went on a safari in africa saw an elephant sleeping with its huge balls hanging out BOOM BOOM drum concert surprise

i made an a wing simulator in my garage but I heard loud noise last night and homeless man was cackling like a demon and squirting pungent yellow urine all over the controls I was so pissed my face turned red like a cherry tomato and I SCREASMEd

4 am walk up to the mcdonal window drop me trousers spred me cheeks I have slatered my hole wioth spicey mayo teenagers scarred for life

ah so thats why my PECKER itches so much

took a picture of my hairy nut and sent it to NASA claiming it was a new planet the police showed up to my door

3 AM IN THE DENNYS SCREAMING I TAKE MY FLIP FLOPS OFF START BEATING THEM AGAINST THE COUNTER SCREAMING WHERE THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE MY PANKAKES