+rep A Guy with no PeePee

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A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

I think everyone knows by now that the easiest way to get huntsman spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its benis. Hear me out. Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They’re docile once they’re in that position. Then gently press on its abdomen to retract its benis. It will be small though. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates; usually 30-45 minutes later. If you don’t feel the rush of come, you will know by its legs scratching playfully at your face when it gets oversensitive. The main trick is; Don’t swallow the spider come. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate material near the entrances of your house. Its come mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house. Spiders do NOT like to get their benis sucked by the same person.

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