Our Father on the A-Site,
Thy AWP be sanctified,
Thy frag come, thy headshot true,
On Nuke as it is on Dust.
Give us today our daily HE grenade.
And forgive our teamkills,
As we forgive those who teamkill against us.
Lead us not into cheating,
But deliver us from hackers
And from flamers.
For thine is the aim, the tactics,
And the thirst for frags, for eternity, Amen.
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If a camper's found dead down below, the
Rusher was quicker, this you know.
If the Rusher’s lying just as dead, then the camper
had a mate instead!
And if all are dead around the bend, blame a hacker, my friend!