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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 5:00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 5:40

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 9:01

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 8:24

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 5:27

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Desbloqueada a 22 jul. 2017 às 3:12

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 9:55

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 1:29

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 10:10

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 14:52

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2017 às 11:20

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Desbloqueada a 20 jul. 2017 às 9:44

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 6:02

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 9:44

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 8:53

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 6:09

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 14:34

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 4:13

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 0:56

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 9:19

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 9:56

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Desbloqueada a 22 jul. 2017 às 3:08

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 6:54

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 15:53

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2017 às 11:19

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 10:32

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 9:48

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 4:41

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 4:18

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 14:24

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 8:18

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 14:37

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2017 às 14:23

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 6:29

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 6:29

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 11:27

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 6:03

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 6:03

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 9:50

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 9:05

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 10:36

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 4:17

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 4:09

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2017 às 14:19

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 8:34

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 10:18

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 14:53

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 7:53

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 9:58

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 9:21

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 4:18

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 8:19

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 7:08

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 9:57

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 9:42

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 10:34

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 4:24

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 4:22

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 8:18

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 10:05

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 8:46

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Desbloqueada a 17 jul. 2017 às 3:45

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Desbloqueada a 22 jul. 2017 às 0:13

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 1:42

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 9:36

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 4:44

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2017 às 10:18

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 6:03

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Desbloqueada a 22 jul. 2017 às 11:21

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 11:27

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 11:27

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 6:29

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 11:27

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 11:27

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 11:27

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 6:29

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Desbloqueada a 22 jul. 2017 às 10:53

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Desbloqueada a 22 jul. 2017 às 11:18

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 11:27

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 11:27

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 11:27

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 11:27

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 11:27

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 6:29

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 11:27

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Desbloqueada a 22 jul. 2017 às 10:16

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Desbloqueada a 14 dez. 2017 às 6:29

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Desbloqueada a 22 jul. 2017 às 0:14

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2017 às 6:04