signed by monday

D I C K :D

<3

Big love from big Mac xoxo

I’m telling you, Ropz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door

I sexually identify as a 16 inch frying pan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of frying delicious bacon in hot greasy oil. People say to me that a person being a 16 inch frying pan is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m round and cast iron. I’m having a plastic surgeon coat me with teflon, install anticonductive handles, and forge my bottom with stainless steel. From now on I want you guys to call me “Big 16” and respect my right to sear meat from 300°F and burn steaks needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a panaphobe and need to check your cooking appliance privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.