Pulling nice cards is cool sure, but you know what's cooler than that ? Not having an addiction and being able to eat more than just water until the end of the month because you didn't buy expensice shiny cardboard.

back in 2007 you could go to burger king and get a coke and fries halo, this was to market halo 3 which was set to release later that year, in this promotion they put halo in coca cola and fries featuring master chief and the release date of halo 3, because of this we have coke and fries halo, the cool thing about coke and fries halo is the design it looks like halo this is to promote their upcoming game halo 3, to do this they made coke and fries halo, this is back in 2007 when people consumed a lot of coke and fries and like to play halo, so they decided to combine that and gave us coke and fries halo, they made this in 2007 by putting master chief and halo related things on the design of the both coca cola cup and fry container, so you could go to burger king and say i would like a coke and fries halo, and you'd get this what ur seeing on screen is coke and fries halo, um

had something similar happen to me. found an iphone on the ground and made multiple attempts to contact friends, family, etc. finally got the owner's mom on the phone and told her i had his phone and if he could call me i would give it back. some time passes and the iphone enters "stolen mode" flashing a big message saying how it's being GPS tracked and the police have been called etc. the kid shows up at my house with 2 of his friends yelling that the police are coming and to return his phone. is this just how gen z is these days? before i would give the phone back, i told him to call his mom on speakerphone and to ask her the convo she just had with the person that found his phone. he then sheepishly apologizes and says he will wait for the police and tell them everything is ok. i'm just amazed anybody would think a lost phone was stolen when any thief could easily just remove their sim card? and turn off the phone?

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I'm collecting them to help sell my surgical services on the black market for transgender men seeking gender-affirming care.

he really wants your balls man

okay have fun touching my cocke and balls and nuts and dong to give me that vasectomy

this guy may be a rage quitting bozo but i still respect the open comment section

You are a terrible liar and museless joker. Now if you could kindly remain silent during your vasectomy, that would be appreciated.

my profile has always been public turbovirgin

So, you've finally made your profile public. Prepare for sterilization.

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i will find nightriders mom and sex her hole

you keep smellinbg the syrup and i cant resist getting my junk sucked by you

you're the one on my profile numbnuts

yeah im definetly living rent free in a mf's head

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ok dickrider get out my comments

youre making it even worse to yourself

my music is in a game soundtrack lol what a moron

vai para a puta que pariu

king of scrubs

rage quitting garbo

gobbo snatch

a bloo bloo

I'll give you squiventy floven groschen

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cute cat helped me with software support thanks dear sir :thumbusup: from brazil

floppy infant syndrome

This isn’t fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I’m sorry

Example 1: Jenny didn’t believe this and deleted it without even reading. the whole thing! A few days. later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps. and heavy breathing, there was. Clarissa standing there with a huge knif

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other people on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn’t.

I am and always will be a racist, everyone in my family is a racist. We're so racist that we've watched every single Nascar race and we all drive manuals too, that's how racist we are 😎. Some races are superior to others, mainly the F1 races, nothing like a good ol' race war. I love being a racist around everyone I see but not everyone appreciates the power of my Mustang, one time I got kicked out of a restaurant for telling everyone that I'm a racist . I wish more people were as racist as I am. Upvote if you're a true racist.

i will beat you to death

This image is so hot. I love futa so much. I want to be on my knees in the middle of them, taking the purple haired ones 𝒸𝑜𝒸𝓀 deep in my 𝒶𝓈𝓈 while I suck off the brunette and jerk off the other two.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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*swine, tyvm

Hey, at least I didn't choose the reddit dog

infact , 300 gyus from the top 3 teams get free games . . . meaning every one on oyur bloated corgi team has worse odds of getting games !!! you won ' t win , retrad

It ' s not about winnng , but the ride . . . you will win , but for what ?/ i chose the un derdog while you ride htew bandwagion . typoical . i hate you . . .

disgudting littlrek ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog i furikin hate corgis

i will beat you to death

i poop and fard and shid on to your face haha eat it poop eatr xd

I like it so far. if you're really worried about rusting, just stop washing behind your ears, and smear a little of your own oil on the blade when out and about. let it develop it's own patina, which it will if you take care of it and stop trying to keep a shiny blade.your girlfriend don't care about such things.now buy this knife,fix it up a little, don't worry that the "blade finish" which is just scale and oil residue from the heat treat...not a finish at all..wahes off. you kids. you'll learn, somma you anyway. now where did I leave my beer?

this knife steel reminds me of the old boker "tree brand" steel, fairly soft, but easy to sharpen and will hang in there and do whatever needs doing with a knife. except "battonning", which is something else that has has come along , like an urban myth, to ensnare the young and unknowing.NEVER in 62 years of building fires have we EVER needed to split wood to feed or start a canpfire. yes, i've seen it done with this knife, but seriously....like cow-tipping, this was started by folks that were raised on concrete sidewalks instead of dirt roads....this is a good knife to do most anything a knife should be used for.

first off, cut me some slack, i'm 62 years old. I got this in the mail today,and yes, the grind is a bit uneven. but ten minutes in front of the t.v. with an "india stone" and a piece of leather and it's sharp enough to shave. but that doesn't mean crap, I can sharpen a piece of banding you can shave with.in fact, for most of my life we sharpened everything with a coarse stone that left scratches all down the edge,and used that edge to skin mink, muskrat, fox, etc.a polished edge with all this" 1200 grit on a mousepad " is fine if you need to impress people with your sharping prowess, but in the real world, unless you're a surgeon, folks, it just ain't needed. hit it with whatever stone you got, learn from your mistakes,and get outside and cut up some stuff!

haha look at this loser with P I G S on his profile

i cried real talk

Me
His knees are yellow, his knees are weak, his arms are heavy
Mom pasta spells his locker
It's very strange, but on the surface, it looks calm and ready.
Put down the bomb, but he has forgotten
Not written, the voice of the whole population is so tall
He opened his mouth, but the words did not come out
He is a good man, as everyone now mocks
The clock is tired, the long time is higher than the blast!
Regardless of fact, there is a belief
Oh, there are rabbits, neck
He's very angry, but he does not give it easy? No
He does not get it, he knows the ropes of his whole city
It does not matter, he knows that he is a fool, but he is bankrupt.
He knows he already knows when he returns to his home
Back to the laboratory, the whole Rhapsody
It's better to grab this moment and I hope it will not pass over it.