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If a hot witch or a goth girl suddendly gives you a chance

be careful!
it's ritual season now

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remember how celebrities on TV always tell kids "Stay in school?"

that's what My buddy and I did.

Look at me, 54 years old, working as a junior high janitor,

my buddy,
he just never successfully graduated from the same junior high for the last 40 years

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Did you know why there is already Final Fantasy XVI but only Devil May Cry 5?

Camcon cheap basterrrrrds!!!!!!!!

They won't give enough hair product budgets for Vergil!
If you look back, you'd realize 4.5 out of 6 DMC games were caused by Vergil!

And look at Final Fantasy, look at their characters! Each one from each game has more hair glue than Vergil had in a decade!

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MAN I HATE YOUTUBE NOW BANING all kinds of ad skipper, ad speed-up-er, even aotu skip!

all for it's over priced youtube premium, 14 USD a month, seriously?

and have you noticed ads are getting more frequent and longer and unskipable

it's true, click the block button on the ad only takes 5 seconds while waiting for the unskipable ads combo to finish would take
15x2= 30 seconds!

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Why you should watch Borat(2006)
1) It is a very serious documentary about the American Dream
2) It is very funny
3)It is very age friendly, you should totally watch with kids, kids need fun so they don't grow up creepy.
4)No NSFW plots, No racism or any other offensive forms.
5)It is the greastes film on earth and will be for another 50000000 years.
6)It has tons of gay NSFW stuff, you'll like it

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... And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.