Recent reviews by One True God

fun. play the first one

erect and viagra-pilled

charming and pleasurable af

PLAY THE GAME ON HARD FOR AN ACTUAL FULL RPG EXPERIENCE. TRUST ME, IT'S WHAT YOU WANT.

excellent game, not yet finished. the corpos at CDPR really screwed the pooch (and their exploited employees) by releasing this unpolished gem early. it's a rich, fun, exciting, affecting, goofy experience now, and it'll be even better in 3-6 months.

also, and i mean this very genuinely, if you don't like the game then please, play something else! let us enjoy things that are good and you can go play borderlands and we'll all be happy.

good

It's the most consistently beautiful game you'll ever play. Probably best to play it while "incapacitated" in some way, because it truly is 100% about appreciating the art, with very little intellectual stimulation beyond extremely simple emotional tugs.

good

wow, this ♥♥♥♥ is amazing

at first it just seemed self-indulgent (which it is) with unsatisfying gameplay and a story i'd no need to care about (also arguably true), but it gets progressively better as you go. the gameplay improves immensely, the story develops more mystery, and from about 2.5 hours in 'til the end you'll be hooked. extremely inventive, clever, and super polished, which is especially impressive considering all the different thing the player does in it. ending is cool. stick with it, it gets really good, i promise.

so fire