3 people found this review helpful
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 293.4 hrs on record (234.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:49pm
Updated: 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58pm

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about 100% completion
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Time To Complete Story: 50 hours
Content Left: 120+ hours
Replayability: Thanks to an immensely gargantuan, detailed, and dynamic world + online mode, you have near infinite replayability.

-REVIEW-

I don't just give out 10/10 scores. In fact, this might just be the first one I've ever given in all seriousness. This game makes me question its existence every time I play it. I've thought about it many times, and have yet to come up with a single aspect of this game that isn't perfect. This game will forever be a masterpiece, and one that I hold all other games up to. Honestly I could go into great detail about everything that makes this game so good, but I would run out of characters with the first topic alone.

There's so much to do. There's so many places to go. There's so many people to meet. Every time you strut into a town you've been in before, or a road you've travelled more than you can count, you know that at any moment something new and exciting can and will happen to the world around you. Whether it's a poor, unlucky soul stranded on a road, a gang set out to rob you, or a patron being thrown out the window of the local saloon, there's always a new piece anchoring the world down around you on a level of success I've never seen achieved.

As a man whose wife refers to him as an emotional rock, I've had more than enough experiences with playing through an emotional game and feeling little to nothing. This game is NOT one of those experiences. By the end, I was so attached to every character in my story that I felt like a completely different person. The writers behind this game are truly in a league of their own.

This is an experience you don't want to miss.
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americo 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:30pm 
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