Recent reviews by atmolis

One of the biggest wastes of money I have ever spent, introducing the worst mechanics in the entire game. Spirits and cursed prowlers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ miserable and the developers should feel genuinely ashamed of designing, playtesting, and releasing them into the world.

Garbage, worth five dollars tops.

the truth behind this games development is pretty disgusting and corrupt. not only is mick gordon a victim of a vindictive scumbag, but so are the many other employees who were scared to even question upper management. this isn't the charming id that made the classic games, this is a new, AAA studio that will do the very same as any other.

go to hell

take everything good about the first game (level and enemy design) and ♥♥♥♥ all over it. i mean like DIARRHEA on that ♥♥♥♥. take this hypothetical; imagine you had to rub ♥♥♥♥ in its your childrens eyes, stab them, piss on their infected wounds, then take a gun and blow your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ balls off. that is a significantly better experience than this game

rating: 1/10, i killed myself and am posting this from hell. ♥♥♥♥ you

I'm over here stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I got lotion on my ♥♥♥♥ right now I'm just stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I'm horny as ♥♥♥♥ man I'm a freak man like

When I first booted up this game, changes began. Within an hour, I had a full beard, chest hair, and a baseball bat sized penis. Every single man with a high soy content in a 10 mile radius was instantly obliterated, and now my muscles are absolutely massive.

I thought this would be the end, but then I discovered the first secret level. Even my ultra-testosterone fueled body couldn't handled it. I ♥♥♥♥ my pants, cried like a baby, went into a fetal position. But once I finally grew an extra set of balls and beat the level, I reached ultimate power. Suddenly, looking down, I was hovering off my chair, and i was playing the game with my mind.

Upon beating every level with the highest rank possible, I have achieved god status. Nothing is out of my reach. There is no game that I cannot dominate in. ULTRAKILL can do this to you, as well. This power is achievable by all.

the game is good on its own and the modding only makes it 10x better. worth the price

It's worth it for the complete roster, but that's about it. Every character included in this pack lacks the polish most of the other characters do, and the only real fun ones to play are the mech and the alien; the mech essentially being the ability to have strength of the gorilla outside buildings and the alien just being an extremely overpowered version of the shapeshifter.

These characters have lots of potential, but they seem to be rushed and slapped in for no other reason than money. It's a bad path to charge a quarter of the full game's price for a few unpolished characters. I love this game, I really do, but this just ain't it.

good game but doesnt really have too much to do

no idea what its about but i like it

good game, good graphcis, lots of bugs. 10/10