I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and i can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, i once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then a ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and i can see two miles unaided by lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priest have written and signed a document confirming that i have no soul.