There is no sacrifice without chicken pot pie - Morgan Freeman
At the end of the day, its the end of the day - Tony Abbott
What a good looking young chap - Rolf Harris
Ouch - Jesus
I fear the day when people will make up quotes that i never said - Albert Einstein
If everyone was black this world would be a better place - Barrack Obama
Auf Wiedersehen Wie geht es Ihnen - Hitler
Pingas - Jeff
I get to tend the ra- *Blammmmmm* (head explodes) - Lennie Small
My mum told me to follow my dreams so now i'm white - Micheal Jackson
Thats some really tasty soup - Kim jong un
Should of gone with the boogie board - Myuran Sukumaran
Pokomi lolo - Jokowi Dodo
Not tonight Phillip! - Queen Elizabeth II