I was born as a pirahna in Brazil. Life was excellent and chicken was my favourite food. Then one day, a tree leaf chased me and I got scared so I swam and swam and swam until I got out into a HUGE body of water. Then out of no where a big great white shark came out and tried to eat me. It almost did! But when it swallowed me hole, I ate it from the inside of its stomach! Dang, that stomach lining was tasty.

After swimming for a long long long long long long long long LLLLOOOONNGGGGG time, I finally made it to what a land mass called "Australia", which is my current location now. It was so weird coming into Australia. The first animal I saw was a platypus. My first thought was WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ IS THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THING. It had a bill like a duck. Fur like a stuffed toy and the ability to use venom from its claws like a snake. What the ♥♥♥♥? Was it an inbred snake/cow/duck?

After a few years, I evolved! That's right! I evolved from a smelly fish to a cow! Eating grass was DELICIOUS! Getting milked was better than wanking !^_^! But then an Organoid came to me and fused with me and I have remained in this current form for the last 16 years of my life.

In my current form, I am switching states between a Blade Liger, a cow and human. This is similar to Dragonball Z where Goku can transform on demand between non Super-Saiyan, Super Saiyan, Super Saiyan 2, Super Saiyan 3 and Super Saiyan 4. So with this ability to change between forms, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) finds me very attractive. Hence, I find employment in their ranks as part of a joint CIA/NSA Black Ops team. My real name alias is Charles "Chuck" Irving Bartowski. My CIA alias is Charles Carmichael and my callsign is TheChuckles-. My wife/partner is Sarah Walker, who works alongside me at the CIA and my other partner from the NSA is John Casey. Of course, gaining the ability to transform into a Zoid, more specfically the "Blade Liger" is very useful. You guys should search Blade Liger up on YouTube to see what I can do! And when needed, I can turn into a cow to hide from enemies. Pretty sneaky aye?

Well, thats my life for ya. I'll cya round.