I WAS BORN IN INVERNESS. I AM A PASSIONATE HIGHLANDER AND I LOVE SCOTLAND AND I WILL TAKE A STAND TO KEEP THE UNITED KINGDOM TOGETHER. I WILL GIVE MY LIVE FOR MY COUNTRY AS MY GRANDFATHER DID IN THE FIRST WORLD WORLD WAR AND HIS BROTHER CHARLIE. HIGHLAND REGIMENT, BRITISH ARMY! I AM BRITISH FOREVER! WE WILL NEVER, NEVER CHANGE! WE WILL KEEP OUR UNION TOGETHER IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

-rep cheater

The UK is the Protestant Church of England, a Theocratic Capitalist-Socialist Feudal Monarchy. The vaunted National Health System is actually a Church Hospital. It is not free, there is almost a 50% tax rate with VAT and import fees. The taxes are Church Donations. The Protestant Church of England runs the country, out of Westminster Abbey and Winchester Cathedral.

The Monarchy is there because they are the living embodiment and messengers of 'god' (Protestant imaginary, supernatural Jewish Middle Eastern male supreme being).

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Hark! Doesth mine eyes betray me? Nay, nay I say. Mine eyes jest not when I gaze upon ye, fair maiden. I have traveled through the 9 great realms of this land, from the icy reaches of north to the blistering heat of the south, and in all climates I have visited, none of the female inhabitants feet, nay, any part of their bodies could even slightly compare to your littlest toe. Mayhaps I ask your time and implore all the great artists of this kingdom to come and capture the glory of your feet in stills, to attempt to leave me with a memory, a mere crumb of the greatness that your feet are.

Nay, I jest.

Unless?

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~