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Alex   Portland, Oregon, United States
 
 
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Big Papa Lorenzo 21 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48pm 
sucked me off next to a dumpster behind walmart. then we went inside afterwards, bought him a party size bag of totino's pizza rolls, made him eat the whole thing cold, then went home and watched him play genshin impact until he ♥♥♥♥ himself from his insolent babyman rage. he's so dreamy.:steamhappy:
BladedWinter 27 Mar, 2022 @ 6:19pm 
I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it anymore.

Please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end my suffering.
「DWS」WizardSlayer84 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am 
ayo why you tk?
Über Alles 10 Mar, 2021 @ 12:20pm 
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BladedWinter 14 Jan, 2021 @ 11:21pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
K̶̨͛̚ỷ̵͈͑l̷͓̆͠ȇ̵ 16 Jan, 2018 @ 7:24pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx