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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2017 @ 10:33am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 10:43am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2017 @ 6:01am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 6:02am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 11:06am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2017 @ 10:02am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2017 @ 1:16pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2017 @ 2:32pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2017 @ 11:19am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 11:45am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2017 @ 1:01pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 2:11pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2017 @ 9:31am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2017 @ 2:45pm

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 11:32am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2019 @ 7:18pm

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2019 @ 6:44am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2017 @ 1:15pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2017 @ 1:29pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2017 @ 3:25am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 5:44pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 10:43am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2017 @ 2:31pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 8:24am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 11:51am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 12:25pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2017 @ 11:44am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 12:10pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 12:25pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 12:43pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 22 May, 2017 @ 7:03am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 4:35pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 10:38am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 5:03pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 10:39am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 3:06pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 2:24pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2017 @ 6:34am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2019 @ 7:38am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2019 @ 3:58pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2017 @ 11:22am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 5:11pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 10:19am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 10:06am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 2:41pm

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 1:44pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2019 @ 5:27pm

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 9:54am

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 1:46pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2018 @ 1:36pm

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 1:22pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 2:59pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2018 @ 1:34pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 5:50pm

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2019 @ 12:32pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2018 @ 2:19pm

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:30am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 3 May, 2020 @ 3:31pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 May @ 11:07am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 12:47pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 10:41am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 2:02pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 11:46am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 9:30pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 3:35pm

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 6:31am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 4:45pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2021 @ 10:55am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2020 @ 4:22pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2021 @ 12:27pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2021 @ 9:25am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm



Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.